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OK so I never post to this so I figure I'll shock the 3 of you that read it and post. Plus I'm murdering time in a Caribou until I meet some freinds later and I figure when in rome and all...


Here's a meme (under the cut), that [livejournal.com profile] innocent_man posted to his Journal.
The rules are:
1. You can ONLY answer Yes or No .
2. You are NOT ALLOWED to explain ANYTHING unless someone messages/comments you and asks. And believe me, the temptation to explain some of these will be overwhelming... things are not exactly as they seem.
3. It is harder than it looks, but NO explanations. You will want to... but don't!


Kissed any one of your Facebook friends? --- Yes
Been arrested? --- No
Kissed someone you didn't like? --- Yes
Slept in until 5 PM? --- No
Fallen asleep at work/school? --- Yes
Ran a red light? --- Yes
Been suspended from school? --- No
Experienced love at first sight? --- No
Totaled your car in an accident? --- Yes
Been fired from a job? --- No
Fired somebody? --- No
Sang karaoke? --- No
Pointed a gun at someone? --- No
Done something you told yourself you wouldn't? --- Yes
Laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose? --- Yes
Caught a snowflake on your tongue? --- Yes
Kissed in the rain? --- No
Had a close brush with death (your own)? --- Yes
Seen someone die? --- Yes
Played spin-the-bottle? --- No
Sang in the shower? --- Yes
Smoked a cigar? --- No
Sat on a rooftop? --- Yes
Taken pictures of yourself naked? --- No
Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes? --- Yes
Skipped school? --- No
Eaten a bug? --- Yes
Sleepwalked? -- No
Walked a moonlit beach? --- Yes
Ridden a motorcycle? --- No
Dumped someone? --- No
Forgotten your anniversary? --- No
Lied to avoid a ticket? --- No
Ridden on a helicopter? --- No
Shaved your head? --- No
Blacked out from drinking? --- No
Played a prank on someone? --- Yes
Hit a home run? --- Yes
Felt like killing someone? --- No
Cross-dressed? --- Yes
Been falling-down drunk? --- No
Made your girlfriend/boyfriend cry? --- Yes
Eaten snake? --- No
Marched/Protested? --- Yes
Had Mexican jumping beans for pets? --- Yes
Puked on amusement ride? --- No
Seriously & intentionally boycotted something? ---No
Been in a band? --- No
Knitted? --- No
Been on TV? --- Yes
Shot a gun? --- No
Skinny-dipped? --- No
Caused someone to need stitches? --- No
Ridden a surfboard? --- Yes
Drank straight from a liquor bottle? --- No
Had surgery? --- Yes
Streaked? --- No
Taken by ambulance to hospital? --- Yes
Passed out when not drinking? --- No
Peed on a bush? --- Yes
Donated Blood? --- No
Grabbed electric fence? --- No
Eaten alligator meat? --- Yes
Eaten cheesecake? --- Yes
Eaten kids' Halloween candy? --- Yes
Killed an animal when not hunting? --- Yes
Peed your pants in public? --- Yes
Written graffiti? --- No
Still love someone you shouldn't? --- No
Think about the future? --- Yes
Been in handcuffs? --- No
Believe in love? --- Yes
Sleep on a certain side of the bed? --- No


OK and I'm not explaining, just asking -- Shouldn't it be ridden IN a heliocopter???? Just sayin... As the late great Mr. Carlin said... "Let the crazies get ON... I'm getting in..."
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